tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3454863234582828637.post221252010143287546..comments2021-12-05T08:29:19.411-08:00Comments on the write stuff: The ___ is out of the Bagmarta chauséehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03220377163454979720noreply@blogger.comBlogger22125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3454863234582828637.post-66730352714783736832012-09-05T23:26:36.131-07:002012-09-05T23:26:36.131-07:00Be patient, Charlotte, as you too may receeive an ...Be patient, Charlotte, as you too may receeive an ennui-busting surprise. I was thinking about the craze when church members were placing pink flamingos on people's lawns in the dead of night. People woke up and realized they had been 'flocked". The idea was to send in a donation to the church and plant the pink flamingos in someone else's front yard.<br /><br />Now just imagine, your friend has been pink dildoed. You might soon wake up to a "flock" of ping thingies all over your front lawn. You can make out your donation cheeck to "Marta the Pious", then pass the flock along to someone else. Someone with the initials JM comes to mind.marta chauséehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03220377163454979720noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3454863234582828637.post-23343848191868020472012-09-05T15:54:44.256-07:002012-09-05T15:54:44.256-07:00I want to comment on your most recent post, but th...I want to comment on your most recent post, but the intro paragraph made me read the previous one (which I lamedly did not read when all the exciting commentary was happening!!)<br />My favorite line was when you were asking yourself all the "obvious" questions one would ask in your situation...too funny!<br />How come I can't find something so...well something that will remove my ennui! Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14471813202265505456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3454863234582828637.post-67671561695731638562012-09-03T16:58:51.686-07:002012-09-03T16:58:51.686-07:00Yes, indeed-- the black bag makes 9th street SEEM ...Yes, indeed-- the black bag makes 9th street SEEM more exciting. I'll let you know when it actually IS more exciting...marta chauséehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03220377163454979720noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3454863234582828637.post-61795772048668526482012-09-03T16:53:27.652-07:002012-09-03T16:53:27.652-07:00From an anonymous reader: Loved your blog about t...From an anonymous reader: Loved your blog about the bag! Makes 9th Street seem more exciting somehow. marta chauséehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03220377163454979720noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3454863234582828637.post-42017367043003906932012-08-23T23:39:35.690-07:002012-08-23T23:39:35.690-07:00It may have belonged to a pink elephant, come to t...It may have belonged to a pink elephant, come to think of it. I'm keeping it for a future art project.marta chauséehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03220377163454979720noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3454863234582828637.post-10501858876597942792012-08-23T23:36:01.965-07:002012-08-23T23:36:01.965-07:00Oh nooooooo, Mr, Bill. I don't like the sound...Oh nooooooo, Mr, Bill. I don't like the sound of that at all. Could this cosmic joke signify the beginning of the end?marta chauséehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03220377163454979720noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3454863234582828637.post-26017931598064867172012-08-23T23:32:55.339-07:002012-08-23T23:32:55.339-07:00Very creative storyline, indeed. I like it. Blac...Very creative storyline, indeed. I like it. Black tar heroin is news to me. I don't get out much. It makes me think of the Beverly Hillbillies ("black gold, Texas T"), but I'm sure it's quite different.<br /><br />New mystery: why use a pink dildo when other ethnic approximations are available?marta chauséehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03220377163454979720noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3454863234582828637.post-88155488811061067702012-08-23T20:51:13.941-07:002012-08-23T20:51:13.941-07:00This response beautifully illustrates your mind fo...This response beautifully illustrates your mind for mystery. I love how you think. Only problem: you have described every couple on my block. marta chauséehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03220377163454979720noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3454863234582828637.post-89312275765790004752012-08-23T20:45:52.404-07:002012-08-23T20:45:52.404-07:00I don't know all the plot twists yet, but I no...I don't know all the plot twists yet, but I now see it as a blockbuster movie. Sting will sing the theme song, "Message in a Dildo."marta chauséehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03220377163454979720noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3454863234582828637.post-19015433784192022982012-08-23T20:44:31.825-07:002012-08-23T20:44:31.825-07:00It's getting sadder yet.It's getting sadder yet.marta chauséehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03220377163454979720noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3454863234582828637.post-39616145611237034972012-08-23T20:43:26.275-07:002012-08-23T20:43:26.275-07:00It has a ring to it.It has a ring to it.marta chauséehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03220377163454979720noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3454863234582828637.post-21547585538627953382012-08-23T20:42:41.729-07:002012-08-23T20:42:41.729-07:00Terse. Evocative and clever. Makes me nearly as ...Terse. Evocative and clever. Makes me nearly as sad as the baby booties.marta chauséehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03220377163454979720noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3454863234582828637.post-29386618231102075092012-08-23T20:40:41.679-07:002012-08-23T20:40:41.679-07:00It is impossible for me to read your comment witho...It is impossible for me to read your comment without laughing out loud. I had no idea you were so funny, and at 2:11AM, to boot.<br /><br />Forget the other stuff-- you should be writing comedy.marta chauséehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03220377163454979720noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3454863234582828637.post-24423622348052862982012-08-23T20:40:33.554-07:002012-08-23T20:40:33.554-07:00What I wanna know is how do you know so much about...What I wanna know is how do you know so much about dildos. And... do you still have it? I mean, for next White Elephant, of course.Ana-Lia M(for murder)noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3454863234582828637.post-49920810820128781542012-08-23T10:51:24.378-07:002012-08-23T10:51:24.378-07:00Hold on, let me get this straight. You found a dil...Hold on, let me get this straight. You found a dildo in front of your 'Bush' with no batteries? This is a very bad sign, a cosmic joke. Next, you'll be finding blood pressure medication.Alexis Silvernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3454863234582828637.post-16659745438053778502012-08-22T10:01:20.495-07:002012-08-22T10:01:20.495-07:00Heroin -- black tar heroin! One of your neighbors...Heroin -- black tar heroin! One of your neighbors clearly has a monkey on his (or more likely her) back. Here's the rub - it's not so easy to buy or sell the stuff. Even those fake internet Canadian pharmacies are feeling the pinch. So enterprising importers are getting more creative with packaging. And diodes aren't even on the radar of your average career customs inspector. For now, your neighborhood secret is safe.William Doonanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07540517192121681243noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3454863234582828637.post-45243825717325411392012-08-22T09:17:35.386-07:002012-08-22T09:17:35.386-07:00Okay, here's my honest speculation (I don'...Okay, here's my honest speculation (I don't need the Starbuck's card):<br />A one of your neighbors gave it to his wife to have some kinky sex. She was offended, wanted to get rid of it and put it in a black plastic bag. She didn't want it in her garbage in case someone found it. You're single and adventurous--hence, you got elected. <br /><br />Now, look around the neighborhood and find a dirty old man and an uptight wife. Those are your culprits. Sunny Frazierhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03693884364418711551noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3454863234582828637.post-79339783576719912582012-08-22T06:55:12.351-07:002012-08-22T06:55:12.351-07:00I think you have to have a mystery story out of th...I think you have to have a mystery story out of this. Who would put a message in a dildo? Where would that person be trapped? How would that person get it out of his/her place of entrapment? John Brantinghamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09355349090930672315noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3454863234582828637.post-38917163830299196182012-08-22T06:52:57.301-07:002012-08-22T06:52:57.301-07:00Or maybe Earnet would write;
FOUND: Dildo, like n...Or maybe Earnet would write;<br />FOUND: Dildo, like new-needs batteries.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06716716728573787511noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3454863234582828637.post-3409040156898492482012-08-22T05:40:42.412-07:002012-08-22T05:40:42.412-07:00The "Boink" is out of the bag.The "Boink" is out of the bag.Lesley Diehlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10552765934908042306noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3454863234582828637.post-31359080167387906222012-08-22T02:48:35.827-07:002012-08-22T02:48:35.827-07:00I believe Ernest said it best. "For sale, pin...I believe Ernest said it best. "For sale, pink dildo, never used."Brandon Kellyhttp://facebook.com/btadhgkellynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3454863234582828637.post-8197864417893655642012-08-22T02:10:35.813-07:002012-08-22T02:10:35.813-07:00It’s too bad a neighbor gave you the shaft and tos...It’s too bad a neighbor gave you the shaft and tossed their trash there. I’m glad you didn’t pull too hard on the bag. You really used your head. Lucky thing a gardener didn't do a blow job around the area. It would have sucked if there was a dead animal in the bag. It’s late and my ideas for good comments have just about petered out. I’ve got to get on the stick and get to bed. Think I’ll have sausage for breakfast…<br /><br />(Sign me C A otherwise this will come back to haunt me when I'm published. The things I'd write to get a Starbucks card!)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com